Rage through the holiday season with a NOFX Ugly Sweater built for long nights, loud riffs, and beer-soaked pit etiquette. Fat Mike and the crew spent four decades flipping the bird at sanitized pop culture, making traditional festive gear feel completely wrong. These knit-pattern jumpers channel that raw 90s skate punk chaos straight into your winter wardrobe, whether you are taking over an awkward office party or wrecking the living room floor.

Each design packs sharp, high-contrast all-over prints loaded with inside nods—from iconic skull-and-crossbones emblems to classic Punk in Drublic references wrapped inside faux-cross-stitch snowflakes and barbed wire borders. Spun from an ultra-soft acrylic-cotton fleece blend, the fabric traps serious body heat without that itchy, scratchy thrift-store bite. Double-stitched hems ensure your graphic holds fast through mosh pits, spilled pints, and countless cycles in the wash.

Stumped on what to grab for the crust punk or vinyl collector in your life? Pair this drop with other pop-punk relics over at our Green Day Ugly Sweater collection, or scroll down to lock in your favorite cut before the run sells out.